*picks the phone up the wrong way* girl hellur
You can drag this window and my posts around!
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries